Just looked in the bathroom mirror before getting to this exam to see If I look as bad as I feel & the answer is no. I look amazing, even in yesterday's clothes
I'd wear matching sweaters with you
Question. If Kwik Trip and Kum and Go were to merge, what would they call it? Kwik Kum or Kum Kwik?
just shaved my legs at the gas station bathroom before going to the club. is that too ghetto?
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He gave me a pearl necklace on top of my Karma necklace I was wearing. I guess I deserve whats coming to me.
It's official, my little sister has hooked up with more girls than I have.
I only put bad things in my body...jack, caffeine, chocolate, pills, and rich's cock. It's like being holistic but exactly opposite
It was like the devil him self busted his red hot satanic nuts all over my face and burned my eyes out of my innocent sockets.
At the ER, will you come pick me up... Had an allergic reaction, wanted to see if I could eat a peanut without dying... Do you how bad this is evolutionary, I would have died back in the days of survival of the fitest by now
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At no time is it ever okay for my doctor to compliment my tattoos, when giving me a physical exam.......
Shame?!? Shame only comes from getting naked in front of strangers and it not being awesome
Just got discharged from the hospital after getting my finger stitched back together don't you dare say you had a worse night than me
I feel like every time I get the courage to masturbate to a guy from Game of Thrones, they kill him off.
I preemptively put on a cape before eating a bunch of weed brownies. Best decision ever.
You and your dick were a topic of high regard tonight
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