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operation harelip BJ is a go
I'm playing with the baby I just found in your kitchen
you say it like running around in your thong wasted is a bad thing
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I'm allowing myself one mistake a year. He gets to be 2012.
Pictures of drunk me in a bike helmet are like McDonald's collectible toys. There's sooo many, but NO ONE has seen all of them.
Eight drinks in. Subject is fondling chips before eating them. Intoxicated texting has expanded from best friend to random guy I met in FBLA.
You played Frank Sinatra today after we had sex. You moved way up in my literal book of men. Congrats.
I am a 5'4" ball of sexual frustration and vodka. It is that kind of night.
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Can I come take down that wallpaper yet? I stopped seeing that dude and I need to occupy my time with something besides getting drunk at bingo night and cussing out old people. Also, i'm not sure on the legal stipulations but I might have, unintentionally, committed grand theft auto at some point.
Drunk packed a lunch. Made two turkey sandwiches and threw in a bag of raw bacon. Gold star for the day drunk self.
I think I heard my penis growl. Wanna do lunch?
He's nice to look at and knows the difference between your and you're. I win.
All of my friends are talking about changing their lives because they have an alcohol addiction and I'm over here reminding my boss that it's national beer day.
His idea of hot sex is sticking his finger in my dark star while doing me Missionary style. You can tell he's from the Bible Belt.
Does he smell like BBQ?
Inside and out.
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