Friends don't let friends fuck ugly girls. WALK AWAY FROM HER!
would you object to me following you around all the time with a video camera and selling it to TV? Your life could make me millions.
I had another sleeping on concrete incident.
Why doesn't the washer have a puke setting?
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I should not be in class today. For the professors sake.
And now I have fucked a local celebrity so double free drinks at bars.
Roommate is hosting a 'sorority retreat' at our house. If you need to get laid, stumble on over.
He knocked me in the face with the phone during my light show. Didn't even feel it. Ecstasy is amazing
Someone should make a valentines day card that says "I like the way you continuously consume thc with no concept of a limit other than drug supply" Because I'd send that to you.
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why is "bang the student affairs grad assistant" the third highest thing on your semester goals list
I'm glad I can share my workout progress with you via my nudes
Never in my life did I think i would give a blow job in the bathroom of my old elementary school. Twice.
I haven't had a bra on since I quit my job.
Yeah I don't think your wife thinks it's a good thing that you're fucking your cousin.
Its because she suspects I'm a frequent drug user, which I am, but I am going to make her feel like she is crazy for believing it.
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