This is a dangerous game of "whose life is more pathetic".
I know I said I was done dating 22 year olds but it's not my fault all the guys my age gave up on life and got fat
Not even drunk me wanted to have sex with him. I kept intentionally hitting my head on the table behind me during sex till he said i was too drunk for sex.
she's a gynecology student. i don't know if my dick's ready for that kind of pressure.
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I'm eating dry tortillas on a mattress without a sheet. and i thought my life would change after graduation.
New rule : you aren't allowed anything . Ever .
Either I need to stop bringing you back to my apt or I need to stop buying ikea furniture
12 trash cans filled with water. Beer cans floating in each, 12 ft apart. Dodgeball. Ultimate beer pong.
Rules. We have to wear superhero outfits
At the bar. Madeline and I totally brought our own pitcher from home because they always run out. Hello alcoholism.
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I know you think I'm being paranoid, but can you please make sure Danny doesn't rub my wedding invitation on his balls?
You sat on my knee, like Santa, while I peed.
so the x-ray technician didnt buy my story of falling off a curb. she said a fall of that height couldnt snap the bone that way. bitch called me a drunken idiot too. if she wasnt so hot i'd be angry
I'm trying to be all porn star and he's making it all The Notebook
Also. I think I just got sentimental over a nude
Explain to me how we're not being documented on? A gynecologist I saw two times 8 years ago popped up on my people you may know list on fb. What in the actual fuck?
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