I told him to show me what he was made of and he came on my face. law students are so technical.
Superbowl and Mardi Gras a week apart. World's longest bender here I come.
is there a legit reason for the weird voicemail I got at 2:14am?all I could make out was 'help me' 'two hours' and 'toilet butt'. wtf did u drink.
I think this baby is eyeing my beer
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you're expensive. Idk about all this. What happened to free make outs?
Sobriety and mild self-respect
No dude I got way too drunk to function. 90% sure I tried to FaceTime 911.
Also I just learned you, Samantha, and I three-way made out at my Halloween party. News to me.
I'm just gonna yell "SURPRISE ME" and see what happens. No way this could go wrong
He just ranted to some customer about fourth of July being ruined and I just shouted USA the whole time in the background. It was kinda epic
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When the sex is so good, you need three fans and have to chug a gallon of water after
Molly was fun. I was in a captain planet onesie in Wal-Mart talking to everyone haha
this makes me concerned. not enough to actually do anything about it, but yeah.
New low: uploading my contacts into Facebook in an attempt to get the name of the girl I brought home last night.
You spent the whole night conversing with your zombie poster, so I'd say you were pretty far gone.
He said when the pizza came I zip locked one slice and went to the couch and snuggled with it. Does that give you an idea of how my night was?
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