it was the worst sex ever in the history of sex. i mean ever. and he thought he was great. actually told me he was the best id ever had...what was i supposed to say? lol...i've had better times by myself. seriously.
5 years of college and never once did they teach us how to respond when you overhear a group of 7th grade boys who are in your class talking about how you're definitely DTF
children are so perceptive these days... and horny
do you think there was ever a doctor who smelled his finger after giving a prostate exam?
Vanessa Carlton's songs would be so much better if she was pretty
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I think it was the chocolate body paint and awesome blowjob that finally made us official.
is it STILL halloween? when did this turn into a week long holiday
Don't judge me. If you're going to fall off a bed you might as well do it gracefully into a bag full of beer.
we agreed that it was acceptable to get the cat high as long as we gave her a lot of food.
In the middle of having sex, she said "if we continue, we're dating." I then pulled out and sat in the corner, naked. I deserve a Medal of Honor.
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Just saying goodbye until I figure this whole "warrant out for my arrest" thing
He got hit with a horseshoe, set on fire, fell out of a tree, and puked all over the side of his car, all before midnight. Everclear.
I sent him a tit pic on accident and he replied with "nice ass"
i now understand why vodka
I feel like I hate him but his dick too bomb to hate completely
Let's be real, he was never going to be tall enough
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