just once id like to meet someone on craigslist who isnt fat
I don't know if it was the room or her, but as soon as the pants came off, it smelt like a locker room and old man farts.
No no no no no. Not interrested. She looks just like Kim's fat booth picture. Only real.
She needs to learn she only fits into our friendship as a DD.
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Let's just say that watching the sunrise in a space helmet is really the only way to do it.
Double vision is so hot when a big dick is in sight. Thank you Bud Light.
You've never even broken a bone. You singlehandedly disprove natural selection
I replaced his Viagra pills with sleeping pills.
I'd tell u there's strippers to make you get here faster, but that would be a blatant lie... There's strippers here.
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You never know true fear until you're on your period in a house full of white furniture.
I swear if you get so drunk that I have to sing Bohemian Rhapsody to you again to get you to come out of the bathroom I'm leaving you at the bar this time.
I just saw someone dressed as a bear leave your house on a motorcycle. I guess you guys are having a good time.
She told me "I think I'm going to puke tonight" a few seconds later she said smiling"I can't wait!"
Need ride home. Girls. Stolen keg. Rolling down streets. Horny girls. No condoms. Rescue needed. girls and beer in exchange for rescue and bacon?
I. Hate. You. Where are you, are said girls cute, and how did you know I bought bacon? And how does this always happen to you?
Smarter than the average bear
raging hangover at work with a lunchable dreaming of the sex ill never have. my life is perfect.
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