Can one do a walk of shame from one's own hotel? Considering I just barfed in a planter down town in from of a bunch of business men in suits on my way to a work breakfast on a Wednesday morning, I am gonna just go with yes.
i just yelled "run, its godzirra!" to an asian kid who looked confused by the tornado alarm test
I woke up to them arguing over who would get my morning wood. Oh, and I was dressed as Santa.
Okay I've seen like three girls walking around crying today. Weird?
everyone's regretting their thursdays.
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apparently it was the return of drunk burrito sex.
He started crying and showing me pictures of his ex. she was really pretty. It's an honor to have shared a penis with her.
I made out with all three roommates...I didnt realize that was actually an awkward situation.
My goal is to not catch on fire... But if i have to dance im going to dance regardless of the danger
How's dating the med student working out for you?
After we had sex last night he showed me where my spleen was.
A true anatomy project.
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Safe to say I'm terrified but totally AMPED
If you need to be the damsel in drunken distress make sure it's before 3.
I feel like I should throw some tampons around my workspace so everyone will know what's really going on
Who the fuck hid 3 Zimas under my pillow?! Icing doesn't count when it's 8am the next morning and everyone's left and you've passed out on your couch. Currently chugging 2 of 3...
the sex got boring after the first three hours
holy shit
Actually I learned to fire a 357 Magnum at the age of ten while on my very first period
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