Sorry, its so late. Remember your fat friend with huge boobs. i need her number..its an emergency
I'm like a rollypolly, I only open my legs up when I feel safe.
apparently i was offering everyone ambien and shouting, it's only like heath ledger if you want it to be!
what age do we have to be before we can stop fucking guys on the first date?
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you dialed the number "23" then talked to it for three minutes
Canada just beat USA, the sad part they still need us to make money so who really won
no, i'm currently making the trek across campus to get all my stuff from last night. My ID is in one guys bed, and my camera in another guy's bed.
I had fun last year but I was one half of the hoe train back then. At least I'll feel better about myself as a person this year.
I'm going to miss going to the strip club though.
you invented a new sport called "bacon pulling" and you cried everytime a piece broke
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My dad, when he got home and saw me loading a bowl in the living room: "We have TWO beautiful balconies to get high on and you pick the couch?!"
The reality is I'm 24 and I have terminal breast cancer. Fuck yeah I'm going have sex with every hot guy I can. What, am I gonna worry about getting an STD or pregnant at this point? If I'm gonna die, I want to have any many big dicks as I can while I'm still able.
So what kind of fun pills do we have for the amusement park tomorrow?
Uhmm, it's called hentai.
I DON'T CARE WHAT IT'S CALLED I DON'T WANT TO SEE IT ON MY WORK COMPUTER
how does that bad decision feel?
I woke up and he already had a joint rolled waiting next to the bed. Love.
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