i ditched last period to have sex with him. i had to change into my skank clothes in the church parking lot. little kids were on the swings.
nothing about this is right.
she's telling me all about the love triangles of her sims. you tell me how it's going.
Nah it's cool, I made him pinky promise me he wouldn't die if I left him passed out in the bathroom.
Just coat-checked 2 backpacks full of 40's...it was the bouncer's idea.
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In the UK. Bar special, every drink costs a pound. I'm two shots away from being deported. God save the queen.
And we're now at 8 people from the office coming to my desk to ask me "do you feel better?".
Just recreated a sandwich from the caf in my own kitchen. Graduation denial at it's finest.
I don't need you anyway! I have puppies and booze!
My boss doesn't know what jello shots are. I've lost faith in this company.
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Ya know, one would think a restraining order would keep me from fucking my ex.
I went to BBQ fest on Wednesday and came home wearing a different shirt, so I think I did some good damage.
Which emoticons convey sympathy for sleeping with someones bf ??
Why the fuck am I at this dorm meeting? I don't pay $50,000 a year to stay sober.
Somehow, you looked so classy chugging that bottle of wine last night.
Did you apologize to him for the trip to the strip club as a first date or is that something that just gets swept under the rug??
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