no really all good couples have similar hair colors!
i just put all of my beerlympics medals into my academic awards box. i would say they are my greatest achievement since college.
He asked me If i had cheated on my boyfriend when I said no he said it's like he doesnt know me anymore
I don't have a choice really. It's either lose 15 lbs by Halloween, or I'm going as a giant banana.
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Just told him about my threesome. if that doesn't make him want to date me nothing will.
Woke up in a pile of people on the floor. His dad was already up and ask me to help him cook bacon because "7 lbs can be a mother fucker"
I either need to get adopted or have someone's baby, but I'm joining that family
I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
I know we said we never would. But try fucking a fat guy. He put in so much more effort and then made me waffles.
he wouldnt let me in bed until i took off all the stickers i was covered in
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The last thing I searched on my phone was "leave in conditioner on cats." This is where my life is.
Using my graduation announcement box as a table to roll a blunt on. I've official stopped giving a shit about senior year
Egg rolls and cum. Not my worst snack.
Sitting in a music store. There is a 40 something year old guy in a track suit, with a boner, and playing the ukelelie quite intensely.
thanks for thinking of me.
Greattt I just sexted my dad trying to write u back
He gave his liver a pep talk before the vodka chugging started
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