What do you want? Don't say anything that would make me look like a pussy at the store.
My Nuvaring birth control makes me queef.
It's sad that I have started checking out the ring finger before the rack...I'm getting old
He doesn't fuck you and he's married, why do you keep letting him cum all over your stomach?
In the hopes he'll just put it in one day?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
so i made out with some dude last night at the bar. and some girl just stood there and watched. i felt bad so i made out with her too. She looked like she felt left out.
Even after projectile vomiting watermelon on the beach, it still sounds appetizing.
I'm pretty sure we got the cab driver deported
Probably shouldn't have worn my jeans covered in blood from last night to class.
why is my new profile picture on Facebook one of me with a bunch of strangers on an elevator?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He answered his phone while he was eating me out and proceeded to yell at his wife for interrupting lunch...impressed or rock bottom?
Life is so difficult sometimes. Can you imagine? Going through life, constantly creating boners everywhere you go.
I might as well walk around wearing a sandwich board and accept the fact that I'm dying single.
7% of guys ive been with can get me off... I did the math!
On a scale from 1-10 how wrong is it to request "I Hit It First" at my ex's wedding reception?
Definite 12.2 but worth it.
You were crying hysterically
So that's why my heels were in the oven...
Randomize