the night i cant remember will be the night i always remember thanks to my "i
Dude.. I don’t care how hairy she is, you already left me at the bar, and now I have to find another fucking way home... NOW BE A MAN ABOUT IT!
i told him im from Canada, abortion is free
Pretending to be straight requires way more energy than I'm willing to use in this heat.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I think mounting someone proves who's house this is
Is it bad that I see a party full of girls I know he has fucked as a challenge for me to be the one who ends up in his bed?
my heaven will be filled with hot naked men covered in chick-fil-a sauce and me wearing a bib
YOU NEED TO STOP BLOWING DUDES ON MY COUCH AT MY PARTIES
YOU NEED TO STOP PROVIDING TEQUILA AT YOUR PARTIES
Decided in my tanked state last night purchase 2 weeks worth of xanax, so I can guess my way thru this week and finals. Soberly, I decided it would be a great way to test my knowledge of finance.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Looks like a took a video of myself beating off and passed out last night. I'm classy.
I vaguely remember a pregnant lady reaching for my penis. When was I in an elevator?
I'm literally spending $165 to fly to Arizona to have a sex road trip coming back
I was really excited when I saw a billboard for neverbethirsty.org this morning. Then I realized it was for a church.
That's why we have robots to masturbate for us
Wow. I want to climb Santa. You've made my mind go places I wasn't prepared to explore.
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