im letting my talent of no gag reflex go to waste
How do you get a cum stain out of a trampoline?
I'm not ready for the Pike bikes to move back in to town it was wonderful seeing that sorority house empty all summer
... I'm KD
we are going to smoke at least three blunts before we go see Cloudy with a chance of meatballs. I'm going to have my mom make us spaghetti for when we get out so can your mom make those spicy meatballs? I thought I'd give you 9 days notice so everything's perfect.
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seriously i just wanna be friends
pass
I found a girl on our couch wearing lederhosen this mornig... I dont know if i should be impressed or ashamed
Just took my first sake bomb. I love japan
I mean, once you help another girl drunker than you zip her jeans you can't help but be friends after that
The gay bar tender told me I looked like Prince William. And that I needed my balls licked.
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My boyfriend sold my favorite shoes right off my fucking feet last night outside the bar. It might have played a part in our breakup today.
speaking of festive, i made out with a guy in a leaf pile last night. happy fall?
And then she said "welcome homeeeee!!!" As she got off. Best thing about being back from Afghanistan
Haha idk you were stealing pizza dough at dominos
I once broke a mans heart just to get laid by a premature ejaculator
So, do I need to remind you to keep it classy tonight?
No, because if you have to be reminded it isn't classy.
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