My grandpa is talking about laundry and he asked if i could run a "small hot load." Wow. I had to leave the room.
I'm having flashbacks from last night. Did I admit to pausing Whitney's funeral because I was watching porn? I believe I did.
Hey, I got 20% of the people home that I was responsible for. I can't be expected to do much more.
HELP A SISTER OUT. AND KEEP YOUR TONGUE OUT OF THE HUMMUS.
TOO HIGH TO FIGURE THIS SHIT OUT
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Looking forward to meeting the person naked and passed out at my kitchen table.
So I pull up to an apartment complex and immediately felt like I was here to get stoned.
Fuck. I have to get my shit together by lunch. Mission impossible.
Where are you in relation to the mariatchi band?
Btw had an awesome time last night. Found some blood on my shirt and ear but I'll chalk it up to the tequila shots.
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oh. oh my god. i just had lunch with my mom with semen still on my face.
there is a guy with a glowstick staff outside my house
Bro. I traded my coat. I have a Raiders coat now.
the hot lifeguard just pulled a McDonald's cheeseburger out of her fanny pack.
Im crying watching 9/11 footage eating spray can cheese in my pajamas.
Granted, I did not plan to spend ANY hour of the last day of 2020 sober.
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