He is such a slut. More and more my type.
I think the only thing that impresses me are nice penises...and Jesus. Jesus would impress me. Especially if he walked on water again.
Id settle for living inside the pirates of the carribean ride.
holy crap !! There is a MIDGET FAMILY in one of my rooms today !
How much trouble would you get into if you were to stomp down the hallway while loudly saying 'Fe Fi Fo Fum...'
As a side note, my abs are sore. Most likely cause? Orgasms. Thank you.
Two bottles of champagne and half a pizza later, I'm crying myself to tears watching The Nanny. Happy finals week.
not sure how we got back down, broken rib says we didn't use stairs
Can we ask the Hungry Howie's guy to pick up some blunt wraps on the way over?
If your wondering where your blanket is, I put it on the 2 guys you brought home last night. Their still sleeping outside on the trampoline.
I just wanna lay in my bed all bundled up as have someone feed me lettuce
Should I feel guilty that my husband is cheating on his girlfriend with me? I mean, we're not divorced yet so I still have dibs, right?
Just living on dreams and a bed of used condoms
Gonna be hard to top last New Year's Eve when the guy I blew came at midnight
I just faked an orgasm while masturbating. Idk what exactly my problem is but I have one
jesus, I think that canada gold metal game has completely changed all rules of acceptable drinking habits, I was fucked untill noon and I just got invited to go party when I get off work...at 600am...and NO ONE understood why i was hesitant
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