this kid just offered me adderall in exchange for my meal points. college at its finest
they shut off the water. shaving my legs with soda. that desperate.
He just sent me a picture of me icing a cake with a butcher knife topless.
We didn't have a blender for the margaritas, so she tried to use the garbage disposal and wasted half a handle of my grandpa's good tequila.
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We have a guy passed out in the bathroom with one of our pots. Not sure if he's your friend so I let him be
I think they're German
Just say lederhosen and see what happens
the amount of chicks and firearms here is unnerving. this will end awesomely or at the morgue.
hes like bread. how could bread be dangeous
I think my brain has decided it's boycotting life until it can do whatever it wants.
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He told me to leave him behind and bury him in his batman pajamas. So two lessons I guess, don't give Tom whiskey and don't touch his daddy issues with a twenty nine and a half foot pole.
I haven't heard from him yet. He's either still asleep (which is entirely plausible..... There wasn't much sleeping happening last night) or he's robbing me blind. But I have renters insurance, so either way, I'm ok with it.
I was playing 'If You Had To Fuck One or Die' with the old composite pictures with a guy in the bathroom line. They were all pretty ugly so I go "You can tell this is a lower tier frat"......turns out the guy was a brother
Dick is the cure to depression. I'm almost positive. And cough syrup.
He was my first marine! I wanna remember his name!
Ahhh, the bane of our relationship.... His mediocre penis
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