I did the walk of shame to another booty call
I don't think that should turn me on, but it does
I wish I could still say I don't know that you taste like bad ice cream.
hey, here's something you don't have worry about since you're a girl: finding crusty cum in your bellybutton.
Omg just want to confirm: got drunk, naked in street, fucked in bathroom and puked on bart.
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it must be christmas time, i've got a hankering to give a virgin a baby....
Just got a lecture from Dad about how I need to be more responsible and start buying my weed in larger quantities so that i can save money. Like he was serious and kind of disappointed in me for not adapting to his method earlier.
It's too hard to jack off and hold an ipad at the same time
Ja rule starts his prison sentence today #3475th reason we should drink tonight
Lmao the neighbor heard yall last night She wanted me to tell you way to finish strong
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I was scared that I should know him but I was too busy blacking out to remember
I forgot drug dealers have families, too. Cheers to a sober, uncomfortable, slightly enraging Thanksgiving.
Apparently "Do you want me to ruin your day now or later?" is not a good way to tell someone you're pregnant and it's theirs.
So we decided we're going to stop having sex...except for tonight. And probably tomorrow.
ANIME MEN ARE MAKING ME QUESTION MY SEXUALITY AGAIN
Don't do tequila. The Devil himself spits into shot glasses and we call it tequila. You will do bad things.
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