at the bar. watching boys pee in urinals. when they come out we give them a thumbs up or a thumbs down. probbb shouldn't prop the bathroom door open with a bar stool....
Same here... Well I was planning on having some sort of deep conversation, but looking at how grim of an outlook tomorrow has on you, I'll just re-inform you that I have your pants.
Doing lines of coke with a $100 dollar bill off a 6in x 9in photo of your childhood self really tells you where you where you've gotten in life.
I kindof just wanted to go downstairs and let his dad know how good his son was at sex
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Doing 9 month old dishes in my bath tub. These dishes literally had enough time to gestate a human child
I never thought my Saturday night would end up with someone crawling around my carpet for 3 hours trying to pick up spilled coke...
I never thought my Saturday night would end up with ME crawling around your carpet for 3 hours trying to save my investment.
Girl in my public speaking class just gave a speech on weaves, God I love community college
I said he looked like a lumberjack and that's when he came. I guess he liked the beard compliment?
lets start a news segment called WHY IS LEOS CROTCH BURNING TODAY
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I'm shrooming way too hard to deal with your bullshit at this particular point in time
I know right. I don't even want to have sex today. I did anyway but that's besides the point.
Sometimes, it’s important to take a moment and kinkshame yourself.
Hey. You got pizza and sex. How much more can you ask for?
as a guy is it bad that even my mom called me easy?
I think my dick has healed enough that we can start having sex again
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