Reindeer Drinking Games will soon commence. Get over here while we're still sober enough to answer the door.
Some guy said that sham wows were the same as regular shammys. needless to say you had to be restrained. you kept trying to 'slap chop' him.
I'd like to apologize to your liver. It sees how much beer i drink and gets jealous of how awesome my liver is.
Totally just sport flirted the shit out of a girl on a wheelchair. I've done my good deed for the day.
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She just licked her nipple in public to get a free bar tab.
Love is....waiting for your girl to throw up her shot in the bathroom...then handing her her beer. Game face.
Remember when we partied so hard that dude died and it cockblocked you hooking up with my sister?
I forgot that happened. That's the second dude that died on a vacation I've been on
New year means new boundaries for the Brazilian lady.. I'm pretty sure I got wax on my asshole
He said he actually "met" me for the first time through a picture his housemate had of me, drunk and passed out in a pool of my own vomit, on the floor of his basement.
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Dude you're fine. You're 5 minutes away from your house and you're eating fig newtons
Don't go to sleep yet I need your Mexican roots. Can you come make guacamole
We're at the liquor store. Then going to the hospital
do you think there's enough of the fabric you gave me to make a crop top for a cat?
Last night I recall my hair going up in flames. This is evident by the burnt hair smell that is following me around this morning
i look like i'm walk-of-shaming but i'm really showered and re-clothed and rallying. i fool everyone
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