I wonder if you could grow some weed in a chia pet
Free beer happened. I got hammered and aaron did his first keg stand. Then went all martha stewart on redecorating the bathroom. I remember being at walmart
What theme did he decide on for the bathroom?
Well as you know martha loves the northeast this time of year. I believe the theme was 'coney island' decorrated with hot dogs and macaroni
I woke up on a futon with 2 stolen budwiesers in my purse, 5 extra bucks, a sucker stuck to my shoe, one sock, and a stolen copy of the zombie survival guide
please tell me this is not legit
I think his glow in the dark Star Wars sheets, at the time, really turned me on.
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fell asleep with the bong in the pool, weirdest tan line ever
He had a seizure when i was giving him head. for a second i was thinking i was doing a spectacular job
They went to the hospital to try backflips in the parking lot. Be ready for the call
After we were done the second time she turned to me and called me a Hardcore Armadillo. Also, her O face involves crossed eyes. You tell me.
I just want a sensitive guy who will get drunk with me then take me out to steal things. Is that too much to ask?
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alicia just called me and talked to me in "the eternal language of the dinosaurs" and then kind of roared and gurgled. what kind of 4th of july are you guys having?
the boozy kind. is there any other?
Is there a particular reason why everyone is now calling you Butt Doctor?
Also I'm at the pub and there are old lady pirates gyrating on a pole. I wish you were here.
Take the weirdness of Japan and add the insanity of Florida and that's Jimmy
your mom was just petting me...I am strangely comfortable with it
It’s amazing such a big dick belongs to such a boring guy
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