wrigley field is MILF paradise
I can tell how much and what I drank by my morning shits
i make out with random ppl when i drink he shouldnt feel special
Sorry, can't come over. I have to spend time with my niece. Her Dad ignores her and I don't want her to have male attention issues like you.
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Ever find yourself wondering if your life is God's way of telling a joke?
How do you not remember seeing the kid from our chem lab table and repeatedly yelling "lab partners for life!" at him?
I think that the jello shots in bowls is where it all went wrong.
I respect the size of her balls.
Yeah but I don't respect the size of her anything else.
I am on top of a rooftop peeing on your freedom
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Amnesty Wednesday? I'm free to do dirty things to you and you can't laugh or judge?
Dude at one point I lost you only to find you sitting in the bushes eating pizza.
My only contacts are booty calls or the club hockey team.
RICK BROUGHT THE HOT BARTENDER HOME. SOMEONE CALL THE FIRE DEPARTMENT, CUZ RICKYS ON FIIIIIIIRE.
lmao nvm she punched him in the face and left
oh i see... well this is a positive first step in you courting him for sex.
I've been on the cocaine and semen diet for the last 24 hours, lunch sounds great.
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