Gordon Ramsey's restaurant in NY is $150 each for the chef's menu
So you're taking me there this weekend?
oh, looks like he just opened a new restaurant right by us- it's called "McDonald's". Must be scottish food.
I was curling my hair today and I looked at my curling iron and thought...
You at least unplugged it right?
How's your Sunday morning ritual of shitting and throwing up at the same time going?
Somehow "stranger danger" turned into making out with a 25 year old on burbon street.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
It's official. 2011 is the year of sport fucking
I woke up smelling like the ciroc you tried pouring into my mouth last night. I think my clothes are still soaked
Tonight, a friend walked in and said "oh look at that. Drunk on the living room floor. Just as expected." this is my life. This is my life.
If we go out with the 22/23 year olds we should make t a double date. I don't want to endure the judging looks of the public as I rob the cradle alone.
Currently eating Dominos at the bar high as shit so that's how homework is going
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Just called the boss a "cunt baguette". To her face. This is why I can't drink with people from work. Know of anywhere that's hiring?
It was great. Somehow, sleeping with her sister cured everything!
I appreciate the fact that you sent me a snapchat of your dick soaking in a cup of water.
Started mixing booze directly into the 2 liters and carrying them around. Mixing less often, and now kind of weightlifting,so double effecient.
Why am I a human magnet for the worst dicks of the world?
Yeah, we got drunk and stole road signs.
Randomize