how the fuck am i supposed to make breakfast with spaghettios and mustard
normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
I think I just met the technical qualifications for binge drinking in five minutes
My history teacher just took his shirt off cuz the classroom was to hot. And then he invited us all to join him.
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He was supposed to take me to a nice dinner, but istead all he did was get drunk and throw lit fireworks at me.
He came in, laid on our floor and started to make a snow angel.. On the floor. Then he just left never said a word. 20 mins later walked back in and dropped his pants, looked down and said "wow im happy i had boxers on."
You said you wanted to start a restaurant called 'Barbecue' where everything is barbecued. You sounded really proud of your concept.
rigging a system to keep my jello shots cold in class. important election day work.
It is a fiery spray of napalm-covered beautiful words that leave a flaming "fuck you" on the ground after I destroy him.
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He got naked after doing the Ice Water Challenge and it was still enormous. So, yeah, I stayed over.
On the flip side, we did almost have sex wearing a gorilla mask and deer antlers.............
Also I feel like death. But like. In a good way
Are you opposed to me trying out your penis?
You walked around in your costume going up to every guy saying "I'm a squirrel, give me your nuts"
so does the amount of bruises on my arms and legs mean we had fun last night?
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