you were calling yourself Ulickes S. Cunt.
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he poured tabasco sauce in my vag.. I'm still having a hard time going to the bathroom.
I could feel myself puking on my feet but it was so warm i didnt even care.
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hey as creepy as this sounds i still have your eyelashes on my desk
You picked me up and threw me on a barstool and shoved shots in front of me.
Thats like the definition of a good friend
Casually had to file a missing persons report last night
I woke up to her screaming at the various pictures of nutsacks she found on her camera
So I almost just died there. And we need a new garage door.
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So I just had breakfast and then sex in a parking garage before he went to school and thus I am loving my life
To be clear you just said "I'll give you a baby" as a sext?
My Uber driver last night was driving a taxi and tried to charge me fare.
You didn't get in your Uber because your ex was driving, that was a legitimate taxi.
Not sure if I should ask if I can have my underwear back or just avoid that all together.
If he’s halfway attractive, employed and cool with me having boytoys, I’ll marry him
Come on baby if you haven't had a Charleston chew eatin out of your ass you just ain't livin right.
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