remind me not buy ky at kmart ever again. Had to get a manager to open the locked case. then he stood there and watched me look through the selection
I hate that ur telling me this.
so was this before or after i puked down the ice luge?
When we woke up, I asked if we could play "what does your name rhyme with".....he said 'bave' thank god it was easy
walmarts paint section shouldnt be open at 3am
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Two dudes got up on top of the pianos and danced shirtless. They didnt even get kicked out. I love vegas
I'm giving you a get out of sober free card for one of the nights
Nah nah nah the rules are different on st patty day, drink beer or die. It's like the hunger games but blurrier
Bring beers. The password is "I brought beers" but you can't come in if you're a liar
We had sex in the church bell tower and somehow it still feels right.
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I'm going to stop at grocery on the way home. I'm CRAVING wine from a sippy cup. We have neither wine nor sippy cups.
I feel bad cuz I was his ride home, but I didn't know I was going to have a religious experience with a guy in a cookie monster t-shirt. You can't plan for that shit.
I'm scared because his knowledge of star trek is turning me on
I need a fucking roommate.
You need a fucking babysitter.
I think I am just gonna marry that lesbian. She is more of a respectful gentleman than any of the guys I've slept with.
I’m going to hump him until his teeth hurt and then I’m going to have my way with him
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