i also saw a trio of peacocks walking along a sidewalk in hollywood today. i really hope im not tripping.
i wouldn't be half as slutty if there were better things to do.
You would only drink if the space jam soundtrack was playing, you thought it was hilarious that before every shot you said "y'all ready for this".
your dad just showed up on the golfcart with a keg. i. love. our. neighborhood.
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I noticed when you had too much when you were yelling "HOE-HAVE-A-SEAT" to his cat.
I started sorting laundry at 6 am. He finally got the hint and left
i also took my stockings off in the bathroom and blew my nose with them in the cab ride home. james was appalled
New one-upper goal: I have to shit off the side of a moving train then jump off
Prob because you've thrown up alot. As long as its not like pure blood you're fine. Drink water.
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I found the crust to my pizza under my covers that's cool
It's acceptable to bring him back to my parents house and fuck on the couch right??
The uber man and I sat in silence. With my underwear in my purse and my dress shoved in the pocket of the hoodie the guy gave me.
Why did my mother make you get naked?
I choose my mates solely based on size and ability. No cuddles. No sleep overs. Definitely no repeats.
last final went out with a bang.. 20 min late bra-less, cum in my hair and i still cant find my shoes.
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