bahahahaha i would laugh soo hard if someone did this for me hahahaha this guy would become my best friend
This is a mass text. Does anyone know what the hell the asian woman at the end of Napoleon Dynamite is doing in the movie
So I'm on the can right now reading a court transcript for an appeal. Some dude is paying $155 an hour for me to take a shit.
No we didn't have sex. I got my period on his finger.
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PS- I just stirred my mimosa with a slice of bacon
Exactly. So you're exempt under the "I can't just fuck her to make it go away" clause of 2010.
I pulled some girls weeve trying to pull the stop cord on the bus
And noooow we're smoking a ton of REALLY strong weed and THIS IS THE SOFTEST CAT EVER
yea I went to the store high again.. I think we're having pie for dinner.
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He's gonna do me a solid for doing her a solid. It's like pay it foward. But with sex.
You told his date she had the tits to be a stripper and the personality to be the pole. Of course he's pissed off.
Apparently when cookies are around I think of myself as a puppy and reward myself for everything #WhoIsAGoodBoy
I made him leave to get me chicken nuggets so I could have sex with his roommate
that moment you remember partying with someone several years ago.. and don't remember if you slept with them or not.
I JUST FARTED SO LOUD AND HARD I IMMEDIATELY TASTED IT
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