How old was that tiny chick? she needs a lard iv.
He showed up to the Seder drunk and tried to convince everyone that he could read Hebrew.
grab my backpack.....its in the fridge
of all places to pass out....why right in front of our RA's door? OF ALL PLACES.
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i just declared my major based on how close the department building was to our apartment. laziness has been brought to a new level
There are 3 guys sitting in the elevator in lawn chairs wearing sunglasses and holding beers. the hallway rugs are stuffed in a trash can. i've never been so glad to be sober.
Totally just met the chick getting nailed in our lobby last night. Should I bring it up?
I am downstairs in the bar now having a beer...actually I ordered two beers and placed one across from me in front of an open chair. I did this for appearance sake, so nobody knew I was double fisting all alone. I'm getting hungry now. I'm thinking of ordering two meals just to keep appearances up.
I just tried to eat one of my ear plugs, thinking it was a cheese curl. I need it to be break RIGHT NOW.
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Excellent idea. Nothing says "congrats for resurrecting yourself, Jesus" like Greygoose at noon!
Your message cut off at "shit on the floor". Your life is incredible.
Hope I didn't wake u up but I woke up and there is a shirt, boxers, belt and jeans on my balcony, along with a naked guy who claimed to scale the building
I don't care how hot she was. She didn't like Scooby Doo and I don't fuck with that.
OMG OMG OMG I just throwed up in his pillow case when he wentto start the sho wer, time to grab my bra and bounce!!!
Wow.
Sexual side note: sushi and cum do not mix well. That is all.
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