I hope to God it wasnt poon. That odor was unnatural, it was satanic pussy.
My gyno actually laughed when I told her about his penis size.
This guy has a retainer. We're golden.
I can get orange kush...
GET IT NOW! WHY IS THERE A DOT DOT DOT?!
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I came home to the cats covered in paint and he was asleep in the tub with a firefighters hat on.
Some advice...don't play drunk rock em sock em robots. With actual people. I have bruises EVERYWHERE.
ALSO, I NEED TO BORROW A CAT. ASAP
foreskin is a definite game changer
im pretty sure the interns at this hospital have gotten hotter
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Going to the bathroom drunk while wearing overalls is such a struggle
I was weirded out when the chunky goth girl and her boyfriend both started eyeing me and wanted to by me a drink.
I fucked him twice and then he set me up with his teammate. This kid does wonders for me
I'm pretty sure that my eyebrow is going to be swollen from a sex injury tomorrow and possibly a black eye. If it forms that way it wiil be the second time. Different eyeball. Different decade.
I'M IN A SPINNING VORTEX OF SELF-HATRED AND HORNINESS
Just fucked my ex's brother. It is clear I dated the wrong one. Is it wrong for me to continue to fuck this one?
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