wait, did i just see you litter out your window??
umm, i have a hybrid. it cancels out.
he likes ron paul.... that's all i'm going to say....
Why is there a shirtless guy in Walgreens and why is he probably looking for the same thing I am?
I just watched a video of Justin Bieber kissing a girl..... the sad thing is that I actually got upset.
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i almost set my kitchen on fire last night. homecoming week is getting the best of me
She just started grabbing all the hospital's rubber gloves and face masks and shoving them in her purse, saying, "My tax money paid for these!"
I blacked out at the bar, and blcked in getting a handjob on a roller coaster. Sober me is jealous of drunk me.
I woke up next to her boyfriend and she woke up next to mine....
This is like a fucked up game of musical chairs.
For the sake of my mom, I can't sleep with two guys with the same name. She has a hard enough time keeping up as it is
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I haven't been that free with the boobs since I was 19. I'm putting them away for a while.
If you insist
The one guy literally flopped my boob out. Yes I insist.
At least your nickname is not Plunge Slut and that nickname is not in a published thesis work
Molly I still can't believe u puked in that guys hands and still got laid
He doesn't have much of a personality but he makes up for it with his sexual prowess
keeper.
So, I found your eyebrow, someone glued it in between my eyebrows so I looked like I had a unibrow when I went to work...
First non virgin Sunday. Bursts into flames.
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