dude chill. it wont be anything like your seventh grade birthday party.
Do you ever creep on the girls you have banged and wondered how their walk of shame went?
I'll listen to your side of the story when you stop being such a whore.
Just waterfalled in the movie theatre... this is the beginning to a good night
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Moral of the story: If you're gonna throw a glass of wine in a guy's face, don't do it in your own kitchen.
I'm sorry but that single bed couldn't hold all five of us, especially with those boobs.
I feel like delivery guys should know that when you order lunch for one and answer the door wearing sweatpants, there's no need to say "Happy Valentine's Day."
Doing Jager Bombs on a Sunday morning is justified...How else is my team going to win?
You made out with my dog and told me he tasted like a rainbow.
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I am putting together a break up mix and its pretty much the best of Phil Collins
A unicorn in pinstripe pants just got on the J at Dolores stop. It can only be a good night
You're only young once, and once you get old, you either regret all the sex you had, or you regret not having enough.
Alcohol and IMDB don't always mix with 100% accuracy
It's been so long since I had sex I might propose to the next girl who will sleep with me.
I visited the library for the first time in my college career tonight and I got laid. I think I'm gonna come back...
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