Nothing too bad. Lost a stuffed horse on a stick and tore my clothes off. Again.
Hold on, I'm google imaging "vagina close ups" to see if mine match up
this is ridiculous... i look like a white version of MC Hammer...
I have not carelessly put myself in herpes way since I got a clean bill of health tyvm.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I'm currently trying to decide if crown or wild turkey will hurt worse coming back out through my nose later.
Nothing like running into your favorite bartender in the middle of the afternoon while stone cold sober and being told your grabbed his penis the last time you were at his bar. My bad.
Today's work quote "if I looked like you, I'd be sitting on everyones face"
I warned you. Don't come crying to me when your vagina refuses to forgive you for this.
I swear if he puts my hand anywhere near his dick tonight I'm "accidentally" leaving all my rings on
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
So apparently I was a completely different person lastnight, one who drinks scotch and makes out with 55 year old men who look like inspector gadget
Have you considered sword swallowing? Something about that bj tells me you could make a it a career.
My diet has been 80% Fun Dip this week, soooo, no. Not good.
You snapped me at 3am drunk laying on your floor asking if I knew how we couldn't have predicted the housing crisis.
Okay penises are actually pretty exciting. The people attached to them are an entirely different story
Dennis picked up a 50 year old woman. Then he and Dan got in a fight and jumped out of the limo. No one knows what happened to them.
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