just tell him i said nine months
There's a show on bravo about fat people dancing. FAT PEOPLE. DANCING.
This is god's gift to the unemployed.
I think, one-on-one, Paul Rudd could be very threatening in like a REALLY good way.
Cumbucket.....OH MY GOD THAT COMES UP AUTOMATICALLY NOW!!
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Just crossed the line with my beat friends girl twinsie. Didn't realize tillz afta how much the look alike and an thougholy creeped out. Thanks ciroc
I want you to come here and listen to her climax and then tell me how funny you think it is.
I feel like a great embryo-shaped weight has been lifted off my shoulders.
I'm handcuffed to your bathroom sink. Save me.
Cuz its complicated and I hate complicated and I miss your penis
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Hey he's not bad, although he did have a glass eye
He was bigger soft than my ex was hard. A gold medal rebound.
He's my BOYFRIEND but he won't sext me. I'll be like, "tell me how you want to fuck me", and he's like, "I love how we can talk about our feelings". FUCK
You were peeing off the rooftop and told everyone sometimes you just gotta go
Sooooooo, maybe just fucked on a motorcycle.
I know it's wrong but I'm human. Now get over here, tie me up, feed me pizza and Fuck the crazy out of me. Please.
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