Just found out what was wrong with Esther. Turns out she's 33 and still not married. This explains everything.
I can't tell whether I'm throwing up blood or licorice.
How do you get eyebrow wax out of your butthole region?
The fact that you aren't ashamed to ask that is the reason I will give you the answer. Under the sink there is a bottle of wax remover. Throw my waxing kit away as well.
she was home schooled till college. were she learned how to give the most amazing blowjobs is still a mystery.
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Well, I looked over and you and him were each making out with a fireman. And then you switched. And you probably spent an hour like that.
Dnt forget 40 tuesday,dress nice! Like job interview nice, like funeral nice, like a couple muhfuckas sittin on their lawn drinkin forties on a tuesday nice!
We're doing it in the traditional way of discussing why we dislike each other while sharing a bowl. Just like the natives do.
The fuck-me-pumps were hot, the XL hoody kinda ruined it.
Boise Idaho, where you have a one night stand with someone from your town 3 states away and run into them the day you return...
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You were literally hanging out the window and dancing to the remix to Ignition when we drove you home
Nothing says "First Single Holidays" quite like getting baked with the guy that took your virginity four years ago.
Believe me honey Imma fuck the discount out of at least one plastic surgeon in my life
The cops high fived after they tackled you
FYI there's a girl here with happy daddy written on her tits
The thing about online classes is the prof can't tell this mug is full of beer.
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