Well. Nothing came of that. And to think I manscaped and dusted with gold bond.
he said he wished he had more hands so he could firmly hold my boobs.
she's in the bathroom. spitting in the trashcan. not throwing up. just spitting and singing bad romance by lady gaga.
thatta girl
True life I used my fake as a photo id for my final. My professor told me good luck and laughed. Hope the bouncers are in the St. Patrick's day spirit.
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The door to door salesmen do not expect you to be drunk at 3 in the afternoon
btw im using a cooler as a purse cause i love string cheese
I'm gonna play eenie meenie at the bar tonight because it's women's day and I deserve the dick
omg so there's this guy on the roof and he just stripped for no reason and now i think he's making out on the rooftop with some other guy? who are these people
The notary thing was a good idea. I can charge $2 per signature. I'm currently being paid in beer.
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Babe, Have you see my pants?
Try Jay street in Brooklyn.. that's where I last remember seeing them.
How do you tell a vegan you want him to stuff you like a turkey?
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
he's the kind of guy you give a fake number to and he still finds out your real number anyway...
I'm at a Tim Horton's and two girls just came in handcuffed to eachother
I'm tired of you and your emotional constipation. WHY DO YOU CLOSE YOUR EYES WHEN WE MAKE LOVE!?
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