we went to a bar last night, drank beer in plastic cups. I took pics w/a random kid i pulled into a photobooth & i have easy mac in my purse. I belong here.
just threw up while drinking by myself. This is all your fault. You here = a good night, You not here = alcoholism
It's impossible to flirt with the bank tellers because they see how broke I am.
Either I'm losing my touch or ED is running rampant in 20 something men now
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The fact that its 530pm and I'm saying to myself I should sober up since I'm at a family establishment should say enough
I was trying to be really smart and save 10 dollars for each cab there and back. ...so I ripped a $20 dollar bill in half.
I was pretending that it wasn't happening. Until we had to roll down the windows as she was vomiting apologies into a Target bag.
im still going. this is my new reality. also. dont take glowsticks in the bath. they explode. actually. do. it. its beautiful.
i dont think thats healthy man...
wanna mail me your GoPro for St.Patties and I'll mail it back to you coverend in puke?
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I really couldn't care less what she looks like. That's why The Lord Our God gave us doggy-style.
Please tell me those naked pics were not your mom. Lie if you have to.
So hungover and decided to eat a burrito and a pot brownie for dinner, this is what adulthood looks like.
They're letting me in by good graces, I can't show up with a fist full of dildos
That's the 2nd med student that has had his tongue in my butthole, what gives.
Her hot older sister walked in on us, looked me up and down, then stared straight at her and said "I call sloppy seconds on this one" then left. I'm still debating on how I feel about that.
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