so when we got to the frat house he had a travel sized toothpaste and toothbrush for me and gave me a pair of his shorts and a girl's sorority t shirt...something tells me he's done this before
I just witnessed two drunk midgets fighting over a graham cracker. I can die happy now.
he said he wanted to butter my pancake. i thought it was sexual, but he went downstairs and made pancakes. i need to stop dating fat guys.
You were competing with my dog to see who had the stronger bark....
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Yea...coming from the girl who didn't understand why m&ms and tequila wasn't a "suitable diet"
Now that I've lowered my makeout age to 21 I have a whole new sea to fish in.
I feel like I just need to fuck him after all his effort. like a "hey man good try" like those kids who get last place and still get a trophy.
You better of fucked him last night or do it now because he is buying all the roommates McDonald's.
Ryab! Make hr wtop. Mshe make sme speee. I don want to pee. I want sev. He was so igbad. Redpo.
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Was I at least a good cuddler? Like at least honorable mention?
"Don't bang the neighbor, don't bang the neighbor, don't bang the neighbor..." he chanted helplessly
like, is this a date?? I'm sitting on his couch drinking a juice box while he makes taquitos in sweat pants
Idk... he wears anklets.. i dont think i can get past that.
Probably should start having regular sex again too to lose this breakup weight. Good cardio.
I feel like I'm in a astronaut outfit like I'm a spaceman & I'm just floating around cause that's all you do in space is float and I'm floating to be in detail
Houston we have a problem
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