I want to kish your cheek
My cheeks are in Michigan
Oh my lips are kind of stretchy
Correction, I've been on a lot of dates and a lot of dicks
No it wasn't her, this girl had both hands.
yeah bitch needs to recognize there's only one person with this face
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Can you still call it a wet dream if sandwiches were involved?
Got high and weighed everything in the house. My head is 16.2 pounds. Is that ok?
Fuck you. how could you leave me passed out hangin out my truck window when you knew it was starting to rain?
Dude, I went home and roller-bladed into her bedroom so I didn't have a 'walk' or shame in the morning..I wouldn't talk to her unless she refereed to me as Brink
Guess which frat house I just walked out of! And on a related note... guess who's uncircumsized
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It's official, I need to start putting my vagina's needs before my own.
Bring your friend that fell asleep in the bathroom for my friend.
Yours weakened by children. Mine weakened by a forearm sized cock for 8 years.
so you know how I brush my teeth after I give you a bj? according to my dentist my teeth have never been cleaner. looks like this will be a recurring thing
He just sent me the contact information about getting the Zebra for graduation...
Hot date tonight for the first time in months and I just cut my dick shaving. PRAY FOR ME.
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