I'm not a mortal combat character
but my vagina is
I realize that when i start making 24-themed music videos in my head to the song 'love is a battlefield' that i really need to get out more
woke up and she was making me crepes. definitely not the last time i fuck a culinary student
you kept shouting how the only tree you would hump is an elm tree because they're under populated
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Great News, you CAN smoke bowls with a magnifying glass
dude i woke up sitting indian style with my face on the ground and my hand in a bucket of ice.
He told me he felt like he shoud say thank you and as a prize i could keep anything from his room that i wanted.
I really hope the fuck ferry pays me a visit to close out 2011 properly.
all I know is this drummer better stop eye fucking me while he plays cowbell. it is way too early for that.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Please tell me that all of the things I remember doing last night didn't really happen. Please.
We've had gay sex and pie, the holiday season has officially begun.
Puke-y regrets or just things-seem-far-away regrets?
She always used to joke about becoming a stripper. WHO'S FUNNY NOW?!
do nipples grow back?
I just sharted for the first time in my life. Age 33. Lying in bed. Sober. 2021 is off to a great start!
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