DO IT!!! IT MUST BE FATE THAT I GAVE YOU THAT CONDOM!!!!
Who pooed in my magic bullet?
Sorry the bathroom was being used.
so I think he was half asleep, but he woke me up by saying "where's my cow? Is it being shipped?" He must have been dreaming about farmville..
hey boys, thanks for all the pictures of your dick you took with my camera last night...they were really nice to stumble upon while reliving my night in the breakroom today at work
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I knew her barely 30 minutes before we got naked. This whole fraternity thing is starting to grow on me...
She just tried to talk over a fart. The fart was way longer than the sentence she originally wanted to say so she just added gibberish to the end. Gross
It was like you were trying to communicate only you were using every letter of the alphabet but in no order and in a different language
i need to stop celebrating other people's birthdays like they are m own.. my body can't handle a birthday every week
I've slept in a different bed every day this week. Operation Ho Ho Ho is a success!
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I JUST WATCHED PAULA DEEN PUT BUTTER IN HER BLOODY MARY. This is not a drill. Real life.
Would it be playing god to put spaghetti on my pizza?
I will never look at a penis the same again. After that I will appreciate them so much more than I do. Makes me wanna kiss yours just for being pretty
I'm going to write a new song and call it "Did I wax my vagina for this?" remind me to never go across the country for a penis ever again.
I hate men. But I love dick. You see my problem?
Just remember, the Browns have more wins than Ronda Rousey this year.
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