16 and pregnant actually makes me really happy that i'm gay
Best moment of my life. I just got a text from some random number that said i can't wait to touch you. Her name is kiara and she had the wrong number.
Pregaming for shuffle board at 10 AM. I love spring break.
just walked past a girl in her cap and gown puking her brains out beside a tree. her friends were taking pictures of her.
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oh my god its dad's weekend for the sororities i can't wait to throw up in front of all these parents
I think for all the guys in my phone, I'm going to change their pictures to pics of their dicks. It's easier to identify them that way.
I want the one making out with the dumpster. Is that bad?
I know you`re my best friend, but when i wake up with this bad of a hangover and no memories of last night, i dont want to see your tits ad my background.
Well it ended with everyone taking a bite out of a raw potato and a girl crying because her boyfriend wouldn't bring her any grape juice. So yeah...I'd say the night was a success.
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Yeah, he's passed out in my bathroom pantsless. Is it a faux pas to look at his penis?
I'm considering offering a class on how to find good porn.
No, I barely made it home last nite. Kept telling cab driver I live across the street from Susan Sarandon?? Thank god her coop addy is posted online.
I don't want to inconvenience you with my dick\n\n
If it makes you feel better he's in the stall next to me and I'm taking a diabolical shit. He's complaining
Why is there an inflatable flamingo in the backseat of my car?
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