Sundresses, hats, and big glasses. That is the greatest trick the devil ever taught women.
Yay Minnesota! I can't believe there's now a US Senator who has taken more acid than we have
So my mom just called me into her room and showed me a condom wrapper she found in my room. "Oh that's from when I was like 16." I don't think that was very comforting.
... was I dreaming when we did coke off of the xbox, or did that really happen?
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Jesus Christ, she just started playing Enya and is humming along to it. Way, way, way too hungover to deal with her shitty taste in music
what kind of wine goes with anal sex and shame?
No, pictures of your dick will not make me feel better about my grandmother having a brain tumor.
i understand why you think this is a bad idea but its happening so buckle up an get your whiskey
we convincced her parents we were only wasted meanwhile theire faces were morphing into one and i swear there was a reindeer in the background
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I can't hang out tomorrow. A boy wants to feed me ice cream and touch my boobs. Priorities.
also, I think I lit my hair on fire when I got home..
You're an adult now and it's your vagina. You should do what it or you wants.
I'm about 40% drunk. You know, not drunk enough to light the bar on fire, but drunk enough to let the cougar hit on me.
I really love you. Like, more than tequila...& we both know that's my favorite.
please don't ironically join a cult
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