I had sex with him, and then he gave me a $5 Starbucks gift card. Totally worth it
I used the word aforementioned in my paper. That's an automatic A in community college.
my mom hid the smirnoff from me. this is the most fucked up game of hide and seek EVER
i just overheard a girl at the next table saying she gave up sex for lent
don't you ever do that...
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thanks for showing me a good time......and your penis a few times. Thanks especially for that.
I just witnessed someone getting head in the parking garage. Don't ever tell me Baylor is too conservative again.
oh, it's pms. I almost cried yesterday bc my roommates didn't seem perky enough when I got home.
i want to get drunk and sing the national anthem on your roof again please.
My roommate says its rare that you can be tear gassed before you lose your virginity so i feel accomplished in life
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Taco Bell drive through. Chick got out of the car in front of us and threw up on the hood of my car!
Not okay.
Juss got out of jail; shes still in there tryin to sing her abc's backwards bc the cops neva asked her too... Whebever she gets to t she starts singin the tequilla song
Apparently I made a stripper cry last night when I paid her $10 to go away
I'm dressed as a caveman and drunk so that's not really an option
Wait..I'm drunk and butt naked making a pizza. Happy Wednesday.
i only got to wear my halloween costume for an half hour before it got taken off.
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