Drawing on your hand and calling it yenifer lopez doesn't count!
Dogs love guiness but it fucks up their kidneys
Let's hear it for middle of the street handjobs ladies and gentlemen
Can you confirm that Victor fucked a girl for Jack in the Box tacos?
I cannot, but I know he fucked a girl for a Nerf hoop and a "Kingpin" dvd.
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TO ALL WHO WERE IN MY HOUSE LAST NIGHT: WHOEVER STOLE MY BONG AND PUT IT ON THE ROOF WILL BE PAYING MY HOSPITAL BILL FROM LAST NIGHT.. AND BUYING ME A NEW, SWEETER BONG.
Ya I painted "STOP TRYING ANAL" on her headboard. I'm sick of listening to her whine through the wall and bitch the next day.
laying on floor next to bathroom with vent on to give myself comfort and remind me that im not going deaf. what did i smoke?
Maybe he'll be famous someday and I can forget that anything embarrassing may have happened and just say that I fucked that famous guy.
It's a pretty amazing thing to watch... He used "Rad tits" as his pick up line of the night. And it worked... 3 times
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I apologized for the whole SWAT team incident to the roommate.
I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
I slipped in the shower today and broke my lighter..
I got wing sauce on the baby and licked it off. If you were wondering how I'm doing.
My mom just woke me up with a cowboy hat and sunglasses on. It's 7 am and she's drunk.
i just remember singing the theme song from 2 and 1/2 men to my hair
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