I'm skeptical of all drag queens.
i was watching iron chef and got motivated, so i made dinosaur chicken nuggets
If we keep treating our bodies like amusement parks we have another 10 years left at best.
Just saw an ad for "Liver-aid" how has this not become a life changing drug for millions?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I feel like I bought a front row ticket to watch her screw up her life
It's confirmed. We did xmas carol the grocery store across the street from his building at 2:30am... Only the staff was there.
Dude Eric's high and buying everyone taquitos. How much room do we have in the freezer?
We established that I was in 5th grade when she was in her final year of grad school. Her daughter is also in 5th grade.
carb up bitch. we're drinking with football players.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Yeah you're weird. You once told me you would by me a house in the middle of sex. Like as you were thrusting.
you are singlehandedly the most cursed object the universe ever conceived
I just want to feed you taquitos and play with your boner and live happily ever after
you had me at "meet me in the bathroom"
there is such a gross feeling of satisfaction when the married guy i used to hook up with likes my facebook status.
He’s 48, has a Prince Albert piercing and a white Range Rover
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