Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
nah, shes just mad because we went through all her fb pics and tagged her crotch as all the guys shes fucked
Your ability to be a slut in your nightmare astounds me
Theres was an instant understanding between us being drunk on the trampoline at four in the morning and the people walking down the road at the same time
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I dont think a "sorry ive slept with most of your teammates" text will do much
Status Uddate: I lost half a tooth and Alison is taking Amy Grant requests via bullhorn
he ate me out like he was chugging a beer.
Just saw a huge group of people walk by in there in their underwear. Too stoned for this.
This is just what we do. We meet guys, go back to their place, smoke all their weed & go home to compete in out own version of Cupcake Wars.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm at the local community college pretending to be a substitute for a computer applications class
Gotta get new sheets. ..I fucked the satin off mine.
I do not mind being torn from the first touches of sleep to see a man who looks like that
I told you I missed you and you said you missed me as much as you miss a urinary tract infection. I get it. You're still mad.
I hope none of us try to run for public office one day
There is a high pitched squealing noise coming from somewhere in my house. I hope it's a gas leak cause I'm over this week man.
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