It must have been true love
I don't call true love eating a bag of doritos and then going down on each other
I have two girls sleeping in my bed naked and I ended up making it to class, what were you saying about staying in on the weekdays?
Y'know, without the cops, it would've just been us daydrinking,
I'm gagging in the liquor aisle just thinking about how much alcohol I'll be drinking this weekend.
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they esentially rejected my mermaid threesome offer:(
If i pass out for a while at graduation, please atleast TRY to wake me?
It's official. This guy and I are going gay for each other. We're tasting the fucking rainbow.
Living room floor. I asked him to give me a back rub. He did. And smoothly transitioned that to foreplay, then basically threw me on the floor. My vagina hurts. He deserves another Christmas present.
You know your acid trip is going well when the orange you're eating gives you a life lesson
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And i have once again masturbated to an amazing soundtrack. what a time to be alive
I'm sitting here with a heating pad and a fan on me eating snow caps off of my boobs
This is why I only drink in places with a C or D health rating
After she got off the phone with her mom she sprinted down the block screaming "I'M SO GOOD AT BEING A HUMAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
Unexpected pussy is the best kind. Never expected to get any from a stranger at my little brother's bar mitzvah.
Mazeltov!
uh why is my bathtub filled with kool aid? or is that blood?
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