She is my favorite of all the girls you have fucked. Other than me.
protesters in toronto definately have the best pot
I hope his life after cheating on me is as good as Tiger's golf game is these days.
Had to have a serious talk with my liver and remind it that it is my birthday weekend and there are three more nights like last night ahead of us
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you woke me up just to tell me that I was beautiful in every way possible. Then you proceeded to fall asleep with your mouth on my boob.
Ive yelled into your vagina. There are few lines we haven't crossed at this point.
It's a gift. Kind of like morning wood in my brain.
I blame it on the rum. It keeps jumpng doqn my throst.
Woke up to the UT campus police fishing my boxers out of the university pool, guess it was a good night.
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I can only rely on you and Taco Bell
Yesterday we were fuck buddies and today I'm meeting his mom. That escalated quickly.
I'm still depressed that I forgot my ice cream at your place
How did they ever let a trainwreck like myself run a bar?!
We took three cabs to get home, the first one dropped us off a block away, so we went back to the hotel and tried again
the D I S R E S P E C T of sending someone nudes, them opening it, and not bothering to respond
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