You'd love this place it's beautiful. Plus these people smell like garlic
That's what you get when you play shuffleboard drunk.
the point i decided it was time to leave was when i was on the floor of the bar, after taking her down with me, and a table.
Im drinking in homer but I guess Egan got arrestest on an "assault by water ballon" charge but tom actually threw the water balloon in question at the bartender.
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Find out what day classes start and I will come down to Richmond that weekend. Any broad who claims to be 18-21 will be promptly ID'd. My job has trained me to spot a fake from a mile away, and I don't need a statutory rape charge.
There is an empty space on my boobs where glow paint should be.
I can't tell if I'm hungover or if my cat just knocked the lamp on my face
I woke up and found a doughnut on our front porch. It's not sketchy though. More like a gift from the gods.
BECKY! ITS ANDY FROM LAST NIGHT WITH THE PILL
Andy, Sorry you have the wrong number. But good luck with Becky!
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It's not too terrible. You just got a little naked and broke your arm.
I know this sounds fake but she's deep frying a bar of soap right now
Come fucking get her
Don't be upset because I bitch slapped you with intelligence
FUCK WHALES
I fought off a bull with my bare hands while he went off to have sex with her against a wall. I’m more upset about the fact that no one is acknowledging what I did.
She's the other freshman on this drunken voyage
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