I introduced my face to asphalt last night. They didn't get along.
I woke up at 4am on the couch with half my clothes on. And by half my clothes I mean my earrings.
he's dressed up as spiderman, i don't understand why he's crying.
Just fucked in his moms tanning bed. While it was on. Weirdest. Tan. Ever.
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He sent me $300 worth of sex toys. My clitoris went into hiding after two days.
Two questions for you. Did I throw up last night and did we get food or did I dream that..?
No you never threw up but you did force me to take you to wendy's because you wanted "beef and ketchup"
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
So apparently someone caught him as he was falling. And carried him around the rest of the night.
Gross! What the hell is that?!?
It's quite clearly a man posing erotically with multiple packages of bacon.
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well I tackled her when she was going to go upstairs because I was convinced that the house was haunted. You gotta stick together in horror movies.
I was a little curious what "unspeakable" things he could possibly do to my feet
I just dropped a condom on the floor at costco in front of my girlfriend and her husband. Today is not going to go well.
Some guy just walked past the bus stop in a lab coat and with a samurai sword and case...
It's beautiful. It's what jesusxwants. I should send you a pic of my boobs out of friendship
she keeps trying to brush her hair with leaves and insisting she's not high
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